we're blogging at a bar
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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