i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
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