hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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