life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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