So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I am available for nakedness
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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