This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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