We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
My ass is underappreciated
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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