i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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