I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Sacagawea was the original milf.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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