I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
His hands were made for my vagina.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I had to cum in my sink.
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