I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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