doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
