either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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