This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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