omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I need a hoe opinion
go on
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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