He had one of those small greek statue penises
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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