i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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