And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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