I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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