you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Randomize
