and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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