oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I have post one night stand depression
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