I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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