Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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