Moan for me like Helen Keller
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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