If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
and she was petting her beer can
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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