And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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