we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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