my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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