I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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