I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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