I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
