i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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