im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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