Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
