I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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