that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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