it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Randomize
