He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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