My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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