Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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