I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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