I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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