The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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