just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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