He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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