we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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