Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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