This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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