i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Randomize
